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Evolving

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Posted 24 Jul 2012 — by Number Nine
Category Customers, Ignore, Niteflirt, Phone Sex

Id rather file my nails

I don’t like answering the phone anymore. So i usually don’t. I much prefer making clips and hypnosis mp3s to actually speaking to any one. The fantasies got super boring and i got meaner and meaner. It became increasing harder to feign interest in trite boring fetish fantasy. I suppose i evolved out of trying to please anyone in any way. I just kinda make what i make do what i do and i somehow find an audience. Granted i like the money from phone calls just not the interaction from them. As a result my phone line rates are pretty high but on the plus side…. the ignore line is cheap! But i will actually ignore you, i’m good like that.

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Ring ring

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Posted 30 Dec 2011 — by Number Nine
Category Customers, Niteflirt, Phone Sex

please dont make me answer that call

Sometimes I cringe when the phone rings. Not knowing what style of freakis on the other line. Will be a lowballing freak, a hypnosis freak, a dirty old man who called the wrong line freak, or a fun freak. sadly the fun kind seem to be rare these days. Mostly i cringe because i know its going to be someone with a fantasy so boring, so played out, so annoyingly mundane that i doubt my ability to muster the strength to play along. Somehow though i always find a way and make it happen…. i am after all a professional.

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Lowballing

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Posted 24 Sep 2011 — by Number Nine
Category Customers, Erotic Hypnosis, Niteflirt

Called out for what you are

The phone rang it was to my Domination line when i answered the caller asked about hypnosis. This happens from time to time, my hypnosis line is expensive so once in a while some cheap low balling loser thinks i wont notice when he calls my regular domination line and wants a hypnosis call. I asked why he didn’t call my hypnosis line, he replied indigent “everyone else is doing it” in the middle of my next sentence which began…”oh really…” he hangs up on me. Cuz lets face it he just got busted for being a cheap idiot loser. He of course gave me bad feedback on the 1.54 cents i made on that call, indicating that i had questioned him trying to get a hypnosis call on the wrong line. He’s clearly retarded and if you read the feedback it indicates he fucked up by calling the wrong line and i will wear his bad feedback like a badge of honor. I’m a real Domme i dont take shit from submissivea, hell i don’t take shit from anyone. I guess he’s used to dealing with desperate phone sex girls from the Ukraine who will do any kinda call for their cheapest price. I swear some people are too stupid to breathe, ain’t that right “Justaboi” from niteflirt

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whinny voice

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Posted 20 May 2011 — by Number Nine
Category Customers, Niteflirt, Phone Sex, Submissive

do you want some cheese with that

What is up with the whinny voice. the simpering whimper, on the verge of tears voice. I understand its not always easy to convey “submissiveness” on the phone but being polite respectful and not interrupting is a good way you don’t need to put on a fake “voice” actually its pretty fucking annoying. Its another example of not treating your Domme like a human. Sure i wanna be adored ( who doesn’t) but id rather you do it in your real voice. BDSM is so much more fun for me when i can relate to you as an actual person… and as we both know. Its all about whats fun … for me ;)

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Yawn

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Posted 20 Mar 2011 — by Number Nine
Category Customers, Phone Sex

Your sex talk is boring when repetitive

Broken records…They bug the shit out of me. Its like they needle on the masturbatory fantasy is stuck and skipping. the same visual, event, idea is stuck and doomed to play out over and over and over. I do like regular callers, i dont like repeating the same stupid fantasy i don’t like to begin with time and time again because my regular caller has zero to none imagination and only one super boring idea to play out. When i get calls like this, after i  have indulged you for the 10th time, tried to take you down a possible but very sexy alternative path and you just wont budge off your one boring fantasy i am forced to try to make the call interesting for myself. Because.. i might be making money on the call but there are actually TWO people I’m not a recording. If you want a recording i have those available or i can make you one you can listen to over and over and over. Since phone sex is two people participating when the caller insists on pretending hers the only one on the call and i a robot… i will on occasion talk like a robot. no lie, no joke.. i will. I find it really funny when my robot vice goes unnoticed. Which happens more than you would think.

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3am and you want what?

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Posted 19 Mar 2011 — by Number Nine
Category Niteflirt, Phone Sex, Smoking

Smoke um if ya got um

At 3am the phone rang. Oh joy that means … tweaker. Ok it could mean drunk of hes on the west coast but odds are tweaker on the east. I was correct. He said he was in Maine and wanted to know if i was a “smoking Mistress” he wanted me to dominate him by smoking. ON THE PHONE. Huh? okay i get all weird kinda requests but this one just baffled me.  First I’m not a “Smoking Mistress” nothing about anything i have says “smoking Mistress” i have one smoking clip out of 700 uploaded clips so umm yeah I’m not a smoking Mistress. I will pretend to be one but really how does one “dominate you by smoking” Oh i know … “I’m blowing smoke n your face, you are under my control” Yeah that’s fun.. not. How in the fuck do you jerk off to that? well my new friend from Maine found a way.

 

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Lets be clear

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Posted 20 Jan 2011 — by Number Nine
Category Customers, Domination, Niteflirt, Phone Sex

Yeah its not about you

Lets be clear when you call a Mistress, jerk off instructions isn’t Domination. That’s just hot talk and though i will engage in it i don’t particularly care for it. It’s not my favorite kinda call, i sure wont engage in it when you call my Mistress and Domination line. If you call my Mistress line and tell me you want me to tell you how to jerk off, i will likely make fun of you for not knowing how to work your own cock over  considering how much fucking practice you must have doing it,  because really who in their right mind would actually fuck you…

Yes i like humiliation :)

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You have been ignored!

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Posted 10 Jan 2011 — by Number Nine
Category Customers, Ignore

There is no you

Ignore fetish has got to be one of my favorite ways to make money. People just want to peek in on you and listen to whatever it is you’re doing. I was chatting with a girlfriend last night about it she also is a naughty phone girl from time to time and was regaling me of tales of her ignore line calls while she was gambling and running around a casino! Awesomeness! I think she must have conjured up my latest ignore call because i hadn’t gotten one in quite some time.

The phone rang and to my delight it was an ignore call. i picked up and said nothing neither did my caller. I put the phone on speaker put  TV on (politics!) and laid the phone on my chest since i was laying in bed on my laptop and went about typing on the computer for a few minutes finishing up what i was writing. He listened but said nothing. After a few minutes i got up took the phone with me to the kitchen and put water on for the coffee and decided to feed the dog. as i talked to the pooch, my caller decided to speak  “oh yeah”  was all he said but he repeated it several times. As i prepared my coffee washing out my cup his “oh yeahs” got more and more urgent. at this point i really did ignore him made my coffee and walked back to my bed room to get back to work n the computer and then he hung up! it was pretty much the best way to start the day, getting paid to ignore someone on the phone while i fed the dog and made coffee . I wish they all started that way!

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So this is Xmas?

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Posted 25 Dec 2010 — by Number Nine
Category Customers, Niteflirt, Phone Sex

Yeah, it wasnt anything like this

I had forgotten I left the phone on. Silly me and i got a call, it was Xmas morning and this caller was talking in hushed tones. I asked him if he had skulked away from his family on Xmas to call me for dirty talking. He said yes. After i told him i was wearing a sexy little number (not the old PJ’s i was really in, hell it Xmas i haven’t gotten up yet)  he wanted me to pinch my nipples hard and then to fuck myself with a dildo. I moaned and groaned then he asked me to gag on the dildo. Really? wtf is up with guys thinking you gag on something is hot. Is it the “my god my cock is huge she gags on it syndrome?”  cuz i think it is. Whatever its a phone fantasy so i do what he asked and gag. not on a dildo or a cock or anything else that would require me getting out of my war toasty bed but i make the noise. He reloaded the call 3 times, and it was all me moaning and gaging until he came and hung up.

Umm okay so i guess this is Xmas

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I wont forget

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Posted 12 Dec 2010 — by Number Nine
Category Customers, Niteflirt, Phone Sex

Fuck you too

I hadn’t done it in a while. the giving out of free minutes. I decided that my regular callers needed a treat, so i sent out free minutes to those that had spent generously on naughty phone fun in the past. I sent out to those that ether

a. I liked

b. Spent over 200 dollars

First off the free minutes are an INCENTIVE. I give you free time because youre a good client and i know you will spend more. I’m giving you an extra incentive to call me. It’s me not only employing good business practices but showing my clients i appreciate their business. Most of the guys i sent minutes  to, called and we had a rock roaring good phone time together and they got extra time, gratis. They will be getting free time again when i send them out.

Two specific responders however wont be getting anymore free minutes from me and i don’t care how many dollars they spent on me in the past and here’s why. They tried to jerk off in the free minutes and didn’t pay for even one minute of time.They both sounded like they were halfway though jerking off when they called to boot, which is unlike them both and really grosses me out because I’m just a pocket pussy masturbatory tool at that point. Oh joy of joys dehumanized by fuckwads exactly how i love to spend my time.

I except this kinda behavior from ass-hats that dont know me, which is why i only give out free minutes to those who have established a relationship with me. Which is also why i was taken back by the two who chose to go the “speedy jerk off try to get something for nothing route”. They know better they were just being cheap pigs.

I’m all about an honest exchange, you pay for my naughty time and i do my best to get you off, hard… in the way you like the best. However when you act like a total and complete fucking cheap pig with me you can expect for me to show you the disdain you earned on our next phone call because… I have a very long memory.

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