I don’t like answering the phone anymore. So i usually don’t. I much prefer making clips and hypnosis mp3s to actually speaking to any one. The fantasies got super boring and i got meaner and meaner. It became increasing harder to feign interest in trite boring fetish fantasy. I suppose i evolved out of trying to please anyone in any way. I just kinda make what i make do what i do and i somehow find an audience. Granted i like the money from phone calls just not the interaction from them. As a result my phone line rates are pretty high but on the plus side…. the ignore line is cheap! But i will actually ignore you, i’m good like that.
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Sometimes I cringe when the phone rings. Not knowing what style of freakis on the other line. Will be a lowballing freak, a hypnosis freak, a dirty old man who called the wrong line freak, or a fun freak. sadly the fun kind seem to be rare these days. Mostly i cringe because i know its going to be someone with a fantasy so boring, so played out, so annoyingly mundane that i doubt my ability to muster the strength to play along. Somehow though i always find a way and make it happen…. i am after all a professional.
The phone rang it was to my Domination line when i answered the caller asked about hypnosis. This happens from time to time, my hypnosis line is expensive so once in a while some cheap low balling loser thinks i wont notice when he calls my regular domination line and wants a hypnosis call. I asked why he didn’t call my hypnosis line, he replied indigent “everyone else is doing it” in the middle of my next sentence which began…”oh really…” he hangs up on me. Cuz lets face it he just got busted for being a cheap idiot loser. He of course gave me bad feedback on the 1.54 cents i made on that call, indicating that i had questioned him trying to get a hypnosis call on the wrong line. He’s clearly retarded and if you read the feedback it indicates he fucked up by calling the wrong line and i will wear his bad feedback like a badge of honor. I’m a real Domme i dont take shit from submissivea, hell i don’t take shit from anyone. I guess he’s used to dealing with desperate phone sex girls from the Ukraine who will do any kinda call for their cheapest price. I swear some people are too stupid to breathe, ain’t that right “Justaboi” from niteflirt
What is up with the whinny voice. the simpering whimper, on the verge of tears voice. I understand its not always easy to convey “submissiveness” on the phone but being polite respectful and not interrupting is a good way you don’t need to put on a fake “voice” actually its pretty fucking annoying. Its another example of not treating your Domme like a human. Sure i wanna be adored ( who doesn’t) but id rather you do it in your real voice. BDSM is so much more fun for me when i can relate to you as an actual person… and as we both know. Its all about whats fun … for me
Broken records…They bug the shit out of me. Its like they needle on the masturbatory fantasy is stuck and skipping. the same visual, event, idea is stuck and doomed to play out over and over and over. I do like regular callers, i dont like repeating the same stupid fantasy i don’t like to begin with time and time again because my regular caller has zero to none imagination and only one super boring idea to play out. When i get calls like this, after i have indulged you for the 10th time, tried to take you down a possible but very sexy alternative path and you just wont budge off your one boring fantasy i am forced to try to make the call interesting for myself. Because.. i might be making money on the call but there are actually TWO people I’m not a recording. If you want a recording i have those available or i can make you one you can listen to over and over and over. Since phone sex is two people participating when the caller insists on pretending hers the only one on the call and i a robot… i will on occasion talk like a robot. no lie, no joke.. i will. I find it really funny when my robot vice goes unnoticed. Which happens more than you would think.
At 3am the phone rang. Oh joy that means … tweaker. Ok it could mean drunk of hes on the west coast but odds are tweaker on the east. I was correct. He said he was in Maine and wanted to know if i was a “smoking Mistress” he wanted me to dominate him by smoking. ON THE PHONE. Huh? okay i get all weird kinda requests but this one just baffled me. First I’m not a “Smoking Mistress” nothing about anything i have says “smoking Mistress” i have one smoking clip out of 700 uploaded clips so umm yeah I’m not a smoking Mistress. I will pretend to be one but really how does one “dominate you by smoking” Oh i know … “I’m blowing smoke n your face, you are under my control” Yeah that’s fun.. not. How in the fuck do you jerk off to that? well my new friend from Maine found a way.
Lets be clear when you call a Mistress, jerk off instructions isn’t Domination. That’s just hot talk and though i will engage in it i don’t particularly care for it. It’s not my favorite kinda call, i sure wont engage in it when you call my Mistress and Domination line. If you call my Mistress line and tell me you want me to tell you how to jerk off, i will likely make fun of you for not knowing how to work your own cock over considering how much fucking practice you must have doing it, because really who in their right mind would actually fuck you…
Yes i like humiliation
Ignore fetish has got to be one of my favorite ways to make money. People just want to peek in on you and listen to whatever it is you’re doing. I was chatting with a girlfriend last night about it she also is a naughty phone girl from time to time and was regaling me of tales of her ignore line calls while she was gambling and running around a casino! Awesomeness! I think she must have conjured up my latest ignore call because i hadn’t gotten one in quite some time.
The phone rang and to my delight it was an ignore call. i picked up and said nothing neither did my caller. I put the phone on speaker put TV on (politics!) and laid the phone on my chest since i was laying in bed on my laptop and went about typing on the computer for a few minutes finishing up what i was writing. He listened but said nothing. After a few minutes i got up took the phone with me to the kitchen and put water on for the coffee and decided to feed the dog. as i talked to the pooch, my caller decided to speak “oh yeah” was all he said but he repeated it several times. As i prepared my coffee washing out my cup his “oh yeahs” got more and more urgent. at this point i really did ignore him made my coffee and walked back to my bed room to get back to work n the computer and then he hung up! it was pretty much the best way to start the day, getting paid to ignore someone on the phone while i fed the dog and made coffee . I wish they all started that way!
I want to jerk off for you
I’m into you telling me how to jerk off
I want to perform for you
I want to please you by you telling me how to jerk off
I want to eat my own cum for you
Yeah none of that is for me, its all for them. Its a common theme in the phone sex world though. When guys on the phone use any of those buzz phrases it instantly turns me off. Not enough to end the call, i am there to make money and be who they want but it is a bunch of bullshit because it’s not “for me” it’s for them. I don’t really want to tell you how to jerk off. I kinda figure you already know how to do that since you’ve been polishing your nub since you hit puberty. Usually with that as the lead in a call will end up being is a monologue of me talking and them jerking with no participation. If you want a monologue something sexy to listen to, call a recorded listing because its not fun for me to wax poetic about how i think you should work over your dick. But yet, they ask not really understanding the idea of “interactive” phone sex, yanno like there’s an actual person on the other end of the phone.
So when i get these requests i usually try to talk them into an actual exchange, i ask questions, i challenge them, i engage them and see where the call goes. A lot of the time it goes right into being over. Sometimes though it goes into an actual conversation about their particular fetish and what they find hot about it (if they’re actually capable of talking to a human) and still rarely it goes into a sexy conversation where they jerk off to whatever it is they enjoy while i do my best on the other end to help make that happen. It really all depends on how they relate to me or rather IF they relate to me.
I don’t mind being a sexual object when I’m phone fucking, i know they are calling to have a sexy conversation and to get off. However i do mind being treated like a robot. I’m funny like that i guess.
Its been the bulk of my calls lately… the CUCKOLD! These men just love to be denied, they want to be the whimpering sump who who gets taunted and teased while you the cuckoldress gets as much cock as possible. generally from stronger, smarter more studly men then your caller. I have my very own cuckold in phone training. Currently when he calls and we talk i give him assignments and instructions. Things like he’s got to watch, a specific kind of porn, they kind that he loves and not cum… at all. I’ve been having fun working him up and denying him. I also have a regular caller who likes to talk about his real world almost cuckold experiences with a girl he likes tho teases him but fucks his friends. I get to taunt him about it.
Last night i had another cuckold caller, this one audibly came when I talked about how at a bar I’d let a stranger, a hot, studly stranger finger me under the table while he, the cuckold held my purse. Well someone has to hold my purse