Ahh-choo

He called once before but i wasn’t in the mood for his fetish since it required some work and i was already tucked away in my bed and just had forgotten to turn off the phone. So i declined. This time it was early enough that i told him id give it a try.

He wanted me to sneeze.

He said his ex used to sneeze a lot and that it turned him on. so I asked him since he was experienced at this ( i assumed) whats the best way to make myself sneeze. he suggested smelling pepper.  ahh okay.  I went into my kitchen and in short order had the black pepper, cayenne pepper out in front of me. I shook up the bottles so they got dusty and then took a long hard sniff… nothing. I tried again. Again, nothing. We made polite chit chat about sneezing, he asked me if i sneezed a lot, or if i sneezed big or little. If i would sneeze several times in a row. i was happy to answer his questions. I moved on to the lemon pepper. I took a big whiff. My nose started to tingle. I told him so, he got excited he wanted to know how close i was to sneezing but his questions distracted me and the tingle was gone. Much like being asked over and over are you close to coming while being fucked, i on the edge lost my stride. we started again with the trip of peppers and i still couldn’t sneeze. i moved on to the fridge and pulled out the hot mustard, well that just made my eyes water and still no sneeze. He wanted me to keep trying so i complied, alternating peppers hoping eventually one would hit and i would give my phone caller what he as after….Sneeze-A-Paloza

totally didnt work

It never happened, i couldn’t sneeze, try as i might to give my caller the sneeze fest he was  after, my nose wouldn’t comply with his desire to jerk off to me sneezing. To bad, because i think it would have been more fun then the typical jerk off call to me talking about sucking their cock.