I'm cuter then this when I yawn

Regular callers are a mixed blessing. Yes, you build relationships with these guys. They get to know you ( well sorta) you get to know them and their crazy kinks and fetishes. So naturally you will get guys who like you and continue to call you which is great for the pocket book but not always good for your mindset. I like a lot of the people i talk to, many are funny, charming and dirty minded freaks i can relate to. Others…boring, trite, totally self absorbed and fucking boring. yeah i said that twice, cuz they are really doubly, stupidly, boring. Oh and they don’t know it, they think they are interesting and strangely studly because the women thy are paying by the minute to talk to about whatever it is that has their dick hard is “acting” like she’s into it.

The first time someone calls and tells me how much they like to get fucked in the ass by a girl with a giant strap on you can bet I’m going to tell him how much that idea turns me on. I’m going to coo about how i do that all the time in my private life, how wet talking about it makes me.

Lies that make your dick grow

Lies I’m paid by the minute to tell. They eat it up because I’m convincing. They cant see me flipping though the muted TV channels when I’m talking about it, they cant see me roll my eyes back in my head, or watch me text my friends about where were going to eat drink and be merry that night. They only hear me say  in my sultry voice how i cant wait to meet them in person someday and lube up a giant strap in and stick it in their waiting tight needy ass and fuck them like the whore they always wanted to be. They can’t hear the contempt in my voice  and I suppose I’m very convincing because the guys that annoy the fuck out of me call me on the regular all the damn time.

From the guy who wants to talk about which girl on TV he gets turned on by masturbating to then as he’s coming he calls me her name, to the guy who wants to talk about sticking his tongue  “all the way up my ass” in his annoying British nasally accent, to the obsessed with his own ass guy who also has the annoying habit if constantly telling me how “beautiful” i am in a super creepy way and how maybe he should just take a trip to LA to meet me. AS IF Motherfucker but i like the money so i suck it up and play along even though the more i talk to them the more creeped out i get.

Not all my regular callers are like that, some i do really enjoy talking to, the ones who relate to me like I’m slightly human, the ones who don’t have one boring eternal masturbatory script they stick to like a broken fucking record when they are talking to a naughty phone girl, like myself.  Those guys are not only profitable but fun to chat with and that is the  winning combo.