please dont make me answer that call

Sometimes I cringe when the phone rings. Not knowing what style of freakis on the other line. Will be a lowballing freak, a hypnosis freak, a dirty old man who called the wrong line freak, or a fun freak. sadly the fun kind seem to be rare these days. Mostly i cringe because i know its going to be someone with a fantasy so boring, so played out, so annoyingly mundane that i doubt my ability to muster the strength to play along. Somehow though i always find a way and make it happen…. i am after all a professional.