Ta Da!
He called as most of the idiots do on my “submissive” line. Sometimes i get the super creative story tellers on that line, this time all i got was some angry man who obviously didn’t like the fairer sex much. He calls and i ask his name. He replies with in a rushed tone “The Ring Master” I had to choke back a laugh because the first thing that came to my mind was “The Key Master” of Ghostbusters fame, it was all i could do to not reply with “ooooh yeah I’m the Gate Keeper” But i didn’t because I’m doing this for money and i actually do want to give my callers what they are looking for. I try to ask him where hes calling from but get interrupted by him with him demanding to know if i was submissive. His tone was again rushed and almost angry. He spoke like he had just huffed a brown paper bag of paint or took a large drag off a meth pipe. I tried to answer his quarry but he talked over me to ask me what toys i had.
Are you the gate keeper?
This question always gets me. Its a fantasy phone line i can say i have any toys under the sun. Open ended questions like that are way to broad i wanted to narrow this fast talking angry prick down to what he was specifically looking for. So i ask him what kind of toys he like. I could hear the agitation in his voice when he said “alligator nipple clamps with teeth that will make your nipples bleed” oh good grief, not only was his fantasy one devoid of sexuality but its was common place and trite. I responded with “I’m sure i have some of those somewhere i would have to check” He repeated what i said, in a mocking tone as if id somehow answered him wrong. When i said yes that’s right, he flew into a rage and started yelling at me unintelligible things then i heard the phone slam down. ummm wrong answer? did i not read they Key master…errrr phone master … errrr ring masters stunted little uncreative mind?
With the phone service i use, after a call is terminated by a caller a recording comes on to tell you how long the call lasted and how much money you made on it, then it gives you the option to change your availability. I pretty much always wait until that happens then cross check it with my account online to make sure all my calls get documented. However this circus clown err ring master couldn’t seem to disconnect his call. I heard push button phone tones and then he started to speak to me again as i waited for the call to disconnect and the recording and by speak i mean scream at me to “hang the fucking phone up, freak” i could not contain my laughter any longer at his inability to disconnect a phone call. In his fantasy life hes a “master” of people, but in his real life he couldn’t master the use of a push button phone. He kept screaming at me, i kept laughing, he kept not being able to figure out how the telephone machine worked. This lasted 60 seconds until the recording came on and i was told it was a 2 min call and i made about 2.10 cents on the call.
Ring master or circus clown
He then left me bad feedback and called me a “fake wanker “along with some other interesting terms. Interesting choice of words there “fake wanker” This sad little man was another in a long line of emotionally stunted men who dont seem to understand that phone sex is a fantasy and not a reality. That I’m a fantasy phone operator and the girl on the other end of the line isn’t really going to make her nipples bleed on the other end of the phone because you tell her to. The reality is i would have done my best to make this as real as i could for him, I’m a good little phone fucker and i want my callers to be happy…. but there was no pleasing this guy. He didn’t understand the rules of the game. He was stuck thinking his world of D and D bad boy phone sex was real sex and not very interesting or fun sex for that matter.
RIng Master in action
Sadly thats probably why hes calling phone sex lines to begin with, he cant relate to real people or at least thats what i though before i did a little research on his name “Ring Master” Seems this guy also had ads up on the same service i use, where he provided phone sex services… to other GUYS. So his real issue is hes gay and cant deal with it and hes not the fun gay of the “I’m here I’m queer get used to it” kind but the closeted “i hate myself for being gay” and i really “hate women because im not attracted to then and i wanna suck a dick” kinda gay.
The cool thing about my PSO job is i get to come across all kinds. Fun, not fun, weird fetishes, strange personalities and even angry self hatting queers. It’s always a surprise when when my phone rings and i never know what im going to get just like Forest Gumps box of chocolates. Thats what keeps me doing it… well that and the cash, i love the cash. Cash is what really makes my panties wet
